Communication blackout ...

SOMEONE I know, and SOMEONE you probably know, did SOMETHING stupid last night. This SOMEONE got completely plastered at a bar near his school. SOMEHOW he spent 70$ on alcohol but doesn't remember doing it. SOMEHOW he went to a second bar with his boss but again, doesn't remember. When they got to this SOMEWHERE he drank more and then tried to walk home. SOMEHOW he made it half way. SOMEHOW he answered the phone 1 out of every 8 times it rang. But he couldn't tell me if he was SOMEWHERE so I could call him a cab. SOMEHOW the phone died. SOMEHOW he didn't fall in a ditch or get hit by a car. SOMEONE picked him up and gave him a ride home (at least he remembers the Cop who was nice enough to take him home and not charge him with drunk in public). SOMEHOW he passed out without fixing his phone so SOMEHOW he missed the 25 phone calls from me trying to make sure he was alive. SOMEHOW he slept in while I freaked out, calling hospitals to make sure he didn't die. SOMEHOW he missed the 80 phone calls to his cell and house of me trying to find him all morning. SOMEHOW I took a midterm this morning and barely focused because I hadn't heard from him.

SOMEHOW the worst that happened is that he is hung so far over the edge that his head is going to explode from the blood rushing to his brain.

SOMEHOW he thinks he is getting out of this with a simple apology. SOMEHOW he thinks its cool that someone will actually look for him if he does actually disappear.

Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!