Axioms for today ...

1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
7. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.......
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
10. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
11. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
12. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
13. Shin: a device for finding furniture.
14. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
15. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.